Guilty as Sock may be the only game where you can sue Master Chief for indecent exposure and then write sensational articles about Mr. Bean committing financial fraud

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: Idiot sockpuppet lawyers and a bailiff with the power to turn people into chickens. These are their stories.

The stage has been set, on trial is Mr Bean, a known funny guy, an unknown perpetrator of financial fraud. There's the best of the best on both sides: a sockpuppet cowboy as a prosecutor and Count Dracula's left sock for a defence attorney. And I'm sat on the sidelines getting...