I don't want a Morrowind remaster, I want Bethesda to write a fat cheque for the OpenMW team

At time of writing, the Oblivion remaster has generated enough money to buy France. Across the world, the gears of business churn inevitably: someone at Microsoft emails someone at Bethesda to ask, a little forcefully, which classic game they'll be making a quadrillion dollars on next.

The answer is almost certainly Fallout 3, and who knows how distant that could be. But once we've found Liam Neeson in Unreal Engine 5, what's next? New Vegas? Skyrim? Or dare we hope for a remaster of the...