I really don't want to cosplay as Darth Vader in Destiny 2, so I'm even more queasy about the announcement of a whole Star Wars-themed expansion

Let me state from the start that I don't like fictional universe crossovers. Whether it's a Magic The Gathering set themed around Doctor Who or riding a Chocobo in Assassin's Creed Origins, if it involves smushing two entirely different universes together, I'm not into it. I feel the same way about melding worlds as I do fusion cuisine: Just because you can smush two independently great things together, very much does not mean that you should.

Which brings me to today, and Bungie's livestreamed...