I played the 21 worst Thief missions in existence and had a far better time than I expected

Quamtotius Purgamentum begins in the time-honoured tradition of all Thief missions, with protagonist Garrett screaming loudly as he falls through an enormous hole. Landing inside a giant blue cube, he is immediately accosted by a half a dozen guards, some of whom spin violently in the air like a helicopter's rotors.

Garrett's only chance of survival is to crawl through one of four square holes in the cube, leading to various rooms connected by twisting corridors, illuminated in Thief's hallmark magenta.