The Sims competitor Inzoi is being delayed until next year because 'it is said that among primates, raising a human child to adulthood takes the longest time'

Inzoi, another in a line of seemingly-cursed Sims competitors that are experiencing delays, is—you guessed it—delayed until March 28, 2025. I'm halfway convinced EA has put a hex over anyone who makes The Sims-style games. Including its own developers, if its wobbly house of DLC cards is anything to go by.

Life By You went the way of the dodo, and while Inzoi is looking prettier by half and ram-packed with cool features, it's taking some more time in the oven. I want to make clear that the...