Tool up, gang. We're mounting a daring raid to find and secure the Dragon Age uber-plot document, a thing which is apparently real and which details the entire series' meta-narrative, culminating in some kind of explosive denouement that would render any more games in the series impossible.
How do I know this? Because former BioWare dev and Dragon Age lore creator David Gaider told Eurogamer that such a thing is out there. It's been out there since before Dragon Age: Origins, in fact. "There was...