Who wants a Watch Dogs film? Too bad, you're getting one anyway

Remember back in 2013, when Ubisoft announced plans for a movie based on the Watch Dogs series? No? Me neither, and to be fair to us, it kind of feels like Ubisoft forgot too. Ever since then the project has shown barely any signs of life, until a bleep on the EKG earlier this year when it suddenly got a lead actor and director.

Now it seems like Ubi has finally decided, hey, maybe we should make that Watch Dogs movie we announced three Presidents ago. A recent tweet on the corporation's...