I have become obsessed with a goat in Lovecraftian dating sim Sucker for Love: Date to Die For

I'm no stranger to obscure dating simulators, and the Lovecraftian-themed Sucker for Love is undoubtedly one of my all-time favourites. So, it comes as no surprise that Sucker for Love: Date to Die For was on my list of must-plays from the second it was announced—because who wouldn't seize the opportunity to seduce another set of eldritch gods? 

Having sunk an almost shameful amount of time into Date to Die For, I've realised that the scariest part of the experience isn't the Lovecraftian horrors...