Blades Brown makes a historic arrival, Bryson DeChambeau tosses up a word salad, and Jon Rahm's statement win

The stereotype is true: Gen Zers have no patience whatsoever. Blades Brown, born in 2007 (!), needed all of 22 starts on the PGA Tour to earn his maiden victory. All he had to do was shoot a final-round 63 and then make back-to-back birdies in a playoff to win the Worldwide Technology Championship in Mexico. You know, a pretty typical day at the office for a 19-year-old.

On the other side of the world, Jon Rahm made his first start since announcing his exit from LIV Golf over in Abu Dhabi...