The Pirate Wires election guide, and the greatest weirdo villain of our times

1. Life, liberty and the pursuit of not being insane by Nicole Wizman, writer  Last Tuesday, Pirate Wires published an SF/CA ballot guide for the *not* mentally insane. Our recommendations start with Steve Hilton for governor. Yes, he’ll probably lose, but he actually cares about California’s prosperity, unlike Xavier Becerra, the DUMMY who misplaced (?)...