Report claims MLB suspended prospect over fake identity plot that even included a phony death

A wild new report claims that Major League Baseball has slapped a prospect out of the Dominican Republic with a suspension.

And why would that be?

Because of an alleged plot involving faking his identity and age, along with a death certificate complete with a faux tombstone.

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According to ESPN's Alden Gonzalez, the Cleveland Guardians agreed to a pre-deal with David Severino, a player they believed was just 13 or 14 years old.