An open marriage somehow leads to regret, woman hooks best friend up with sister's ex & dumb divorce excuses

I am coming to you this week from vacation with a heavy heart. It's not how I wanted to start this week's True Romance, but I don't have much of a choice.

I go where the romance leads me. This week, on a Wednesday of all days, it was announced that Dakota Johnson and Role Model are no longer together.

TMZ confirmed the stomach-churning, tear-jerking news. Not only have the couple broken up, they haven’t been together for some time. Again, this isn't how I wanted to kick this week off.