Hailey Ostrom is back defending summer at the lake armed with her golf club and bikini

Believe it or not, the fight against the creep of fall into summer has already begun. The disrespect is at an all-time high. It really hit home for me last July when a Halloween display was out at a grocery store at the beach.

The beach? They're making their money off of summer vacations in July. What are they doing? Our very own Senior Editor of Content Development has already started receiving reports of Halloween decorations in the wild.

My own wife has fallen victim to it. This weekend...