Prepare your liver for Major League Baseball's first official cocktail, the Rally Cap

We're always on the lookout for new things to eat and drink in this great nation's stadiums, arenas and, well, anywhere else, frankly, and Major League Baseball is dropping a real doozy.

The league is getting its own signature cocktail, and it sounds like it may have been scientifically engineered to go down nice and easy while you're sitting in the bleachers on a hot summer day, turning as red as a steamed lobster.

But there's one small issue I've got with it...

ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH.