It's beyond time for someone to lay down some society-wide ground rules for handshakes

It's Wednesday, which means it's time to unload everything that bugged us this week in an all-new edition of The Gripe Report.

This week, we're talking all about social etiquette, and not that stupid nonsense about which fork is for salad.

I'm talking about real social situations that you will find yourself in and how to navigate them.

WAIT... WHO IS ACTUALLY USING HIGHWAY REST STOP BBQ GRILLS?

I usually have more to say in these intros, but I think that was pretty succinct and gets the job done.