Calling 911 because a bar won’t serve you a Jell-O shot is what police refer to as a misuse of services

Last week, a woman earned herself a taxpayer-funded trip to jail for repeatedly calling 911 because a bar wouldn’t serve her a Jell-O shot, according to Marion County deputies. She’s accused of placing three such calls to 911.

Diane Blalock told dispatchers that the No Where Bar in Ocala, Florida wouldn’t give her a Jell-O shot. She was hoping that a deputy would help her in obtaining alcohol from the bar, according to the arrest affidavit.

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