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Welcome to a Wednesday edition of Nightcaps!

I hope you're having a great week. I know I am.

I had my first-ever virtual doctor appointment yesterday. I felt like George Jetson with higher-than-it-should-be cholesterol.

It was incredible. I rolled out of bed. Threw on a sweatshirt and a ball cap (stayed in my sleeping shorts) and sat at my desk so the doctor could lecture me about what I should be doing if I want to not die.

The only thing is I left kind of annoyed that I have been going to that same doctor for years...