The Colts channeled "The Simpsons" for their schedule release, and it's a masterpiece

The NFL schedule release has turned into an arms race among teams' social media departments to see who can get the most attention.

I don't care about that.

All I care about is that the Indianapolis Colts just threw down the greatest schedule release of all time. And I'm not just saying that as a die-hard fan of "The Simpsons."

I mean, I am, but that's not the only reason I'm saying it.

For the 2026 season, the Colts' cromulent, Simpsonized schedule release video was kind of a two-parter.