BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom

EPISODE 9 It's 3:30 am and I'm at work, having been woken up by numerous outage notifications. The Boss – as useful as Jason Statham's method acting coach – is also on site, presumably to offer moral support. The Building Manager – who's so old that his CV likely includes the construction of a vessel for the shipping of pairs of animals – is nowhere to be seen. The PFY is also absent. His excuse will likely be that he "accidentally" put his phone into silent mode. Had any of the alerts been from his rack of Bitcoin mining machines...