Melania Hates Trump’s Dancing Too

One unforeseen side effect of witnessing the glacial-paced ego death of our 250-year-old republic is the pleasure/curse of examining the little thoughts that escape what remains of the president’s frontal lobe. Some days it’s as innocuous as “everything is computer,” and other days it’s threatening to destroy a civilization, which makes waking up every morning a fun gamble!

This weekend was no different, as Trump traveled to Florida to speak at a rally ahead of the midterms, reminding his...