I’m begging you: Stop calling mechanical keyboards ‘creamy’

Have you ever met someone who really hated a word? The go-to example in English is “moist.” It viscerally repels some people. See also “preggers,” “phlegm,” etc. I’ve found one of my own, thanks to online keyboard discourse. It makes me cringe (ooh, there’s another one, thanks Gen Z) every time I see it in reference to anything that isn’t food.

For the love of whatever god is listening, stop calling keyboards “creamy.”

What’s “creamy”? Ugh, I even hate putting it in a section...