Trump Gives A Zombie Address To The Nation

A tired and frail Donald Trump took to the podium to address the nation over his ill-conceived war against Iran since his poll numbers have cratered to historic lows.

The networks dutifully agreed to give him prime time air when his speech was nothing more than an elongated Truth Social post.

Speaking in a monotone and robotic voice for roughly twenty minutes, Trump's dreary cadence was off-putting, uninspiring, and worst of all, boring.

He claimed the war he created after...