Trump Admin Sues Coca-Cola for Daring to Let Women Network Without Men

One of the most non-insane things about Trump is that he really loves to crack open a cold can of Diet Coke—so much so that one of his first moves in his second term was (alongside condemning scores of women to die) bringing back an Oval Office button that alerts staffers to bring in his favorite bubbly can on a silver platter. But even the president’s favorite soda isn’t safe from his trigger-happy crusade against anything that smells faintly of—gasp!—DEI.

The Washington Post reported this week that...