A mad T party at the White House (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)

Alice finds the March Hare and Mad Hatter at a White House tea party. They offer Kool-Aid and engage in nonsensical conversation. The Hatter poses a riddle about a THAAD missile defence system. The Dormouse speaks in Spanish. The Cheshire Cat appears and offers cryptic advice about strategic autonomy before vanishing. The scene highlights a surreal encounter.