Maker Of Sharpie Pens Has No Idea What The F*ck Trump Is Talking About

Oh, sweet mercy, while the world burns, Donald J. Trump took a minute to lie about Sharpies. Yeah, so that's not surprising coming from the man who is trying to lie us into his war of choice, but the makers of Sharpie, Newell Brands, have no idea what the fuck Trump was talking about during one of his latest rants, which I'm sure super-impressed his base. Somehow.

During a cabinet meeting, Trump rambled for five minutes about how he haggled the marker company down to $5 personalized pens because he’s such a thrifty stable genius.