Trump "Paper Clip" Fix: ICE Agents At Airports Doing Nothing

If there's any Trump governing spectacle more absurd than long, shuffling lines of citizens surrendering phones, belts, and carry-ons to a rubber bin, it's the ignorant belief it's improved with ICE agents. Thus, Trump’s latest rotting brainstorm: He's deployed ICE to airports to somehow shorten monstrous TSA queues. Trump said it was his idea, and as simple and important as “the invention of the paper clip.” Seriously. He said that.

Trump’s “paper clip” is so poorly conceived one's tempted to admire it as a grotesque work of art.