Chuck Norris never lost a fight, including the one against CBS for $30 million over Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris, dead at 86, was a certain type of hairy 1980s American man. For the uninitiated, here are a few jokes that Gen Xers and millennials used to make in middle school about the all-American martial arts star of their youth. You can still see some shared on social media: The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist. And perhaps most timely for our world today: Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices...