Jurassic Park, parkour and Five Nights At Freddy's meet in Terrible Lizards, in which you must go faster

"Jurassic parkour!" I bellowed to myself in pure delight, when first I read the trailer blurb for Terrible Lizards, announced yesterday. I can only applaud the immense willpower required to not make that the game's actual title. In this new first-person horror platformer from WDR Studios LLC, your car has broken down somewhere in the deserts of New Mexico.

It's 1992, so you can't just Whatsapp your mate who works at the garage to ask which cacti fluids make good engine oil. Instead...