Tales from the Coffeeshop: Happy third birthday, Prezniktwo

PREZNIKTWO completed three years in office on Saturday, and today he enters the fourth. Only two years left for him to learn how to govern, the part of being president that he is not cut out for and obviously dislikes, as it involves taking decisions which is not his forte.

It was a pity that instead of celebrating his third anniversary he was faced with the foot and mouth disease fiasco, which reminded everyone of the ineptitude of his government. Despite being aware that the disease...