Hillary Clinton's Opening Statement To The House Committee

From The Borowitz Report. here is the transcript of Hillary Clinton's opening statement to the House Committee: 

Mr. Chairman, Ranking Member, Members of the Committee… as a former Senator, I have respect for legislative oversight and I expect its exercise, as do the American people, to be principled and fearless in pursuit of truth and accountability.

As we all know, however, too often Congressional investigations are partisan political theater, which is an abdication of duty...