The DOJ Will Investigate Itself Over Omitted Epstein Reports. Problem Solved!

Nothing says "total transparency" like the Department of Justice suddenly discovering they may have accidentally-on-purpose mislabeled Epstein-related documents and left them out of a high-profile public release. And sure, this doesn't make Trump look any guiltier (wink-wink).

The DOJ has just announced that it will take a good, hard look at whether some interview reports got a little too creatively categorized during their review process, resulting in their super-mysterious, not-at-all-obvious absence from the Epstein file dump.