WILL LADY LUCK TAKE A LOOK AT ARSENAL UCL DRAW?

Am I taking it easy on the week off? You’re damn right I am. This is bliss. The afterglow of a Spurs walloping is how hard drugs must feel. I am actually worried I have a bit of a problem at the moment, leaning too hard into the disaster porn that is literally anything related to our North London rivals at the moment. Igor Tudor was asked about 2 players returning from injury earlier and he said, ‘I have no idea.’

How have they brought in a new manager who is at ‘I just don’t care’ already?