France declares war on meat

The state is lecturing its citizens about the supposed danger of their diets, again

Here comes the 1st battalion of desk jockeys to lecture you about your dinner’s carbon footprint.

Daily life in France used to be simple, until the government decided to appoint itself Mother Nature’s personal bodyguard, and the average citizen was declared her number one threat. Their latest salvo is to make the climate more resilient, even if it means that you end up less so.