And America’s worst top role model is . . . Tyra Banks

Somehow, I completely forgot about The Girl Who Was Coerced into Oral Surgery.

That isn’t an official “America’s Next Top Model” episode title, although it fits the format. Nearly every episode title in the show’s first nine cycles starts with the words, “The Girl Who . . .”  Among them is “The Girl Who Has Surgery,” which refers to Joanie Sprague, a contestant who consented to having four of her teeth removed, root to crown.

Her fellow sixth-season contender, Danielle Evans, declines...