Randy Is Just Fine, Say Dogs and Most Americans

There’s a giant controversy brewing this week. It’s so big that I had to push back my planned skewering of Gavin “Slow Learner” Newsom for his massive self-victimization gaffe involving Ted Cruz a couple of days ago (maybe I’ll get to it as an addendum to this column; read to the bottom and we’ll see).

It’s about dogs.

And Muslims.

And Randy Fine.

You’re probably already aware of who Fine is — he’s a congressman from Florida who tends to get himself into controversies from time to time.