Ive tested 100+ sex toys. Here are the 15 most mind-blowing toys Ive ever owned.

My first sex toy ever was a cheap and super sketch dual-ended jelly dildo from Amazon (which, disturbingly, is still sold there today). To make matters worse, I had it shipped to my college mailroom, and it arrived in a package that literally looked like a shrink-wrapped sausage. I was mortified, but back then, I didn't know the difference between a "good deal" and a health hazard.

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Since then...