Congressman demands a federal probe into 13 minutes of televised twerking

While masked government thugs slay citizens legally observing their over-zealous and perhaps extra-judicial immigration enforcement, Tennessee Republican congressperson Andy Ogles has found the real National emergency: Bad Bunny's hips.

The gentleman from Tennessee has formally demanded that the House Energy and Commerce Committee examine whether the NFL and NBC properly vetted what he calls "widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts, and other sexually suggestive content" during the NFL Superbowl half time show.