What In The Holy F*ck Is The Trump Administration Doing In El Paso?

With Trump's goons invading Democratic cities, I've been thinking about the Jade Helm conspiracy theories in 2015, where conservative hysteria, also fueled by Texas Gov Greg Abbott, was through the roof. They were absolutely certain that our country's first Black president was comin' for their guns, so they did what any rational person would do: they buried their firearms in their backyards like paranoid squirrels hoarding nuts for the apocalypse.

Military leaders characterized it as a standard training operation.