IT WON'T BE A CANTER

Things that I do not want to see on my timelines:

The “hair guy” United fan.

Eni Aluko crashing out over Ian Wright.

When are they going to invent an algorithm I can influence? All I want to see are Viktor Gyokeres “Bane” celebrations, “he is him” Declan memes, and that doggo at the Winter Olympics.

Today, I want to counter my positivity of yesterday because we all need to brace ourselves for the next month; we can’t gaslight ourselves. Manchester City beating Liverpool...