This colossal eyesore is a fitting tribute to Trump's art of the steal

It’s difficult to know where to begin with something this absurd, but perhaps the most honest place to start is the tale of a giant golden statue.

An actual, towering, 15-foot, gold-colored colossus of Donald Trump. It was commissioned by a group of cryptocurrency investors, aka "crypto bros,” to promote the $PATRIOT memecoin.

If you didn’t understand that, neither did I.

But if we thought homages to our Dear Leader couldn’t get any worse, I give you an obnoxious two-story Trump with his fist raised...