Tales from the Coffeeshop: The CyBC poll that asked all the wrong questions

THE HEAVILY advertised opinion poll commissioned by CyBC and presented on the same evening that Prezniktwo gave his ‘state of the union’ address was one of the weirdest ever, featuring some really silly questions.

Titled ‘Parliamentary Elections 2026: 40th Pancyprian Survey of Political Culture and Electoral Behaviour,’ it asked questions that had nothing to do with the elections, such as whether Kyproulla had become a bigger power since 2024.

Asked about the “international power of the country”...