Hey, those things don’t apply to *us*!

Morning all.

Now we know that it’s going to be Man City in the Carabao Cup final after they beat Newcastle 3-1 last night, making it a 5-1 win on aggregate over the two legs. I was going to watch a bit of it, but when I turned on it was already 1-0 and then I just couldn’t be arsed, so I played Arc Raiders on the PS5 for a while.

I was fully expecting City to win, so it’s no surprise, and it means we’ll play them in the final in March, and in the Premier League in April. I think...