Chappell Roan is coming to Fortnite. Fine, Ill do my first microtransaction.
As soon as I downloaded Fortnite in 2018, I vowed never to buy a skin. Those sly dogs at Epic Games couldn't get me to spend real American dollars on something purely cosmetic in an otherwise free game. I was better than that, I thought. If I wanted a skin that badly, I'd just grind enough free V-Bucks from Battle Passes. I have self-control and a hard work ethic. I would not succumb. Amen, I say to you, thou shall not microtransact.
This doctrine hasn't always been easy to uphold. Temptation...