If Apple is richer than ever, why does it feel so broke?

Macworld

First off, the Macalope would like to assure you that he is not in the Epstein files. Let’s just get that out of the way.

The Macalope is letting you know because it seems like lately a lot of people are turning up in them, including one Tim Cook! Yes, Cook’s Lack of Good Sense Tour continues as the Apple CEO is caught, fortunately, with his pants up but his values down.

The Macalope’s going to clue you in on a feature of iOS you may not be aware of, Tim.