Bad News for Tyra Banks and Her 'Hot Ice Cream'

Tyra Banks left people on the internet collectively scratching their heads when she launched her newest business venture out of the blue: "hot ice cream."

What exactly is "hot ice cream"? The answer is about as clear as the water in the Hudson River. While the Top Model star has remained coy about what exactly her revolutionary new offering is, she has been very clear about what it is not.

It's not melted ice cream. It's not a latte. It's not créme anglaise. And according to the Australian government, it's not ice cream either.