'Melania' isn't good. But it isn't for you, anyway.

President Donald Trump and Melania Trump, the first lady, attended the premiere of her "Melania" at the Kennedy Center on Thursday.

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• Ever wonder what it's like to watch Melania Trump try on a dress she'll wear to her husband's inauguration?
• Then maybe "Melania" is for you. For the rest of us, it is going to be a snooze.
• But that's not the point of this project: I don't think there's any way to view it except as a gift from Amazon's Jeff Bezos to the Trumps.