The late show …

Morning all.

Football is scrambling my brain. I dreamed last night that I was captain of Arsenal going into the play the FA Cup final, and I heard a pundit say something about how ‘Andrew Mangan’s men’ would have to step up and perform. Then I realised if I played in this game, I was going be on TV and I didn’t care for that. Not only did I not have any football shorts with me, my boots were a pair of patent leather brogues.  Then Jimmy Kimmel came in and served up what he said were chicken...