This horror show unmasks exactly what Melania is

If you’ve lost your mind, have no taste or scruples, and plan to waste your hard-earned money to see the new Melania Trump documentary, you should be ashamed of yourself.

But should morbid curiosity win out, may I suggest stopping at an off-the-rack store to purchase a knockoff of the UFO hat Melania wore to her husband’s inauguration, then pulling it low to preserve anonymity as you slip into your seat. No one should know you willingly participated in this gilded F-U to America and its working class.