I tried to fight for RuneScape's sharksuit, but Jagex were having none of it - "it's for the greater good"

"We want to put Runescape back on the map," associate director of design Ryan Philpott says. But, reader, I need you to know the cost of this metaphorical cartography. Over the years, the Monty Python-infused medieval world of RuneScape has expanded in many directions. It's gained new landmasses, professions, raids, and characters, but also many many many odder cosmetics. Some of them, like the delightful sharksuit, walk a distinctly non-medieval path.

Philpott says these are a problem.