KAIRAT | PLAY THE KIDS

Just a quick one today because I am very behind after feeling the full force of cost for ‘private’ dental procedures. Honestly, I’m surprised so many Americans can afford a full mouth of blistering white teeth. I’m remortgaging my house and one of my kids can’t go to college now because I replaced a tooth I had removed when I was 20.

You know what won’t feel like pulling teeth or selling off your kids’ future? Arsenal this evening. Our final home game of the Champions League is against Kairat...